Your name is DAVE STRIDER. It seems as though we cannot call you by your first name as you enjoy ROLEPLAYING much to the point where it has become your TITLE. You enjoy posting lots of HOMESTUCK-RELATED THINGS, and you run a TUMBLR called THEDSTRIDER. You are currently BORED OUT OF YOUR WITS. You wish this narrator would SHUT UP. (written by land-of-skaia) I'm Amy, I'm 16 and single as fuck. I roleplay mostly Karkat and I'm a cosplayer that'll do dumb things so ask me to do stupid stuff or just ask me things in general. Don't be scared to talk to me I swear I'm nice.
i said i was hungry and my mom was like have fun with that so i laid down on the ground and yodeled until she made me a grilled cheese sandwich